I will bury you. I will run myself into the ground, until all that's left are bloody stubs. I will run so hard both my lungs will simultaneously combust. Then I will run an extra mile on top of that. None of those baby Kilometers of yours. I will crawl on my hands and knees for 100 miles before I let you come close to beating me in the Eurolush Challenge.
Hahahhaha. Nah. Just kidding.
OMG. Just found a huge spider on the sleeve of my robe. Having a complete meltdown. Forget the E-Lush Challenge crap...I'm being assaulted by arachnids here.
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Paola
And here I was hoping to ignore the pesky "miles" bit and stick to 4 km instead!
Does walking count?
(I ask, because if you run in Prague, people think you've stolen something. Odd, but true. I briskly pace. Then they just think I'm an American.)
I will bury you. I will run myself into the ground, until all that's left are bloody stubs. I will run so hard both my lungs will simultaneously combust. Then I will run an extra mile on top of that. None of those baby Kilometers of yours. I will crawl on my hands and knees for 100 miles before I let you come close to beating me in the Eurolush Challenge.
Hahahhaha. Nah. Just kidding.
OMG. Just found a huge spider on the sleeve of my robe. Having a complete meltdown. Forget the E-Lush Challenge crap...I'm being assaulted by arachnids here.
PS-WV: fluvibby (your new pet name)
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