Schneewittchen

Snow White ( in German, Schneewittchen) is the title character of a well known fairy tale known from many places in Europe. The most popular version is the one collected by the Brothers Grimm. The German version features elements such as the mirror and the seven dwarfs. I checked Wikipedia for this, just to make sure I got my facts straight.

Now. It has come to my attention that a certain eurolush looks REMARKABLY LIKE SNOW WHITE. You can see eurolush here. Yes, April 25th...Le Grocery Shopping...scroll down a bit...and....bingo...there she is, Snow White kissing one of her dwarfs. RE.MAR.KA.BLE. I know.

Just in case any of you are still in any doubt whatsoever about the resemblance, here is another picture which should bring you around:
And here is Snow White admiring the beautiful produce she bought at Cora:

But wait!!! Who is that ugly, evil woman pictured in the bottom left-hand corner of the picture? Why...yes.....it's ELEANOR, IT IS ELEANOR WHO IS COVETING EUROLUSH'S LIFE.

Eleanor is not experiencing simple envy, no she is not, she is COVETING, and this is EVIL because we all know that to envy someone's possessions is acceptable but to covet it borders on evil.

And here is further proof of Eleanor's EVIL ways, she has now MUTATED (sweet god!!!) into the village witch and is OPENLY coveting eurolush's life, while eurolush OBLIVIOUSLY and QUITE INNOCENTLY (dammit) continues to both admire the produce from Cora and FLAUNT IT IN FRONT OF ELEANOR'S VERY EYES :

It is a shocking situation, and it's getting uglier by the minute here. Could this be the end of Eleanor's previously healthy and happy relationship with eurolush?

NO, INDEED NOT!!!

You see, eurolush's blog is so incredibly addictive, and so hysterically funny, that Eleanor is not going to give up. Eleanor will continue to WORK ON HER PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS and will thus be able to continue her relationship with eurolush.

Eleanor is JUST THAT LOYAL to her blogging friends.